Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Day five: XXXI

Not only did no one in the bar besides me and T-Bone come to the defense of 66, who was being thrown out of the dump, no one inside or out on Bourbon Street even recognized him.

I like to think that baby Jesus or Santa's elves or somebody with some clout saw what we did with Ray that night and that it had an impact on the game itself.

Any current or former Packers expecting to be in need of a helping hand on Saturday night, please call my cell.

Day five: XXXII

Another trip back to the sunny skies and baggy jeans of Super Bowl XXXII at Qualcomm. This was our gametime spot in the parking lot. Dave fucking Rouse showed up with some boytoy and expected us to share our beer with the both of them. Note the Packer RV of NFL Films fame in the background. That cat needed to make it back to work -- in Green Bay -- on Monday night after the game.

Through some good old-fashioned journalist work, I was able to uncover this Super Bowl scoop: I got grifted on my Super Bowl ticket deal! To say my situation is bummin' would be a grievous understatement. I'm leaning heavily towards bailing on the travel altogether unless I get a Deadhead-sized miracle in the next 36 hours. I'm working on convincing myself that the Super Bowl event itself is Babylon anyway (it's in Dallas for crissakes). And I'm trying wholeheartedly not to wallow in my own trip and focus on what's not only everything but the ONLY thing -- the fucking PACK are going to the Super Bowl, and what's more, our D is going to corner Rapistberger in a filthy public bathroom and fuck him for a lot longer than 30 seconds, I tell you what (doesn't your mind totally picture the can at the Wildcat when thinking about Big Ben's sexy den?)!

Also, if this Lil' Wayne Packer classic somehow escaped your clutches, don't miss it: Download: "Green and Yellow" Just simply send me $2114 via Western Union in the next six hours.

Day four: XXXII


Our room on Coronado. We got this room at the eleventh hour courtesy the late great Uncle Rathert, who later accused me of stiffing him for the bill.

Check out this true academic - it's Super Bowl Sunday and the cat's got his nose buried in some study materials.

Day three: XXXI


The victory celebration spills into Bourbon Street (and the Thai bathhouses of Canal Street).

We kind of look like Muppet Babies in this snap.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Day two: XXXII


There's Paris in the springtime, and then there's the parking lot at Qualcomm.

If this snap doesn't make you want to attend the Super Bowl this year, nothing will.